Showing posts with label Shadowrun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shadowrun. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Avenue Daimyo

I'm breathing in the chemicals, the rotten mechanical effluence of the world around me. Lucky I won't live long enough to get cancer.

Wait, what?

"Hoooooeeeeeeh! That was a good one!  Right in the ten ring." My vision starts to clear, and I hone in on the voice yelling at me.  It's Squeaker, grinning ear to ear. It looks terrifying with the huge scar that cuts down across his face. He offers me a hand up.

"Ow." Is all I manage to reply.

"Yeah yeah, boo hoo. Trust me, you want this life you'll have worse. Heehee!" He reaches down a hand to pull me up, which I happily accept. My chest feels like it's on fire.  "So tell me, kiddo... how many rounds did I fire?"

I look at Squeaker stupidly.  What?

"What?"

"How. Many. Rounds."

I feel at my chest. There's three holes in the kevlar, diagonal from the bottom left. He must have raked up and jeez I almost got shot in the head! This guy's insane!

"Uhhh... three?"

"EEEEEHHHHH. Wrong. And now you're dead." He pokes me hard in the forehead with his fingers, which almost knocks me over. "Seven rounds, full auto burst. How many are left in the mag?"

Uhhh... shit.

"Four.... teen?" I guess wildly.

"Oooh, ladies and gentlemen thank you and goodnight! Now you've put the rest of your team in bodybags, kiddo.  Thirty-three left in the box. H&K MP5, you can tell by the click at the trigger pull. Were you even listening?"

My ears are still ringing from the impact, but to be honest... no I wasn't.

"Of course I was listening.. just... not used to the gun. I'll get it."

"You better... hehehe..." Squeaker puts his arm around my shoulders and squeezes me. It hurts like hell. "Everyone knows being a Street Samurai is about being fast. That's why they're all chromed up the wazoo kid. New hands, new feet, new arms. Faster, faster, faster. But, if you 'aint got it up here," he pokes me in the temple hard, "Then it doesn't matter how fast you are down here." And he pats me on the chest. I almost collapse. "SO! We train. Get that grey matter worth something, hehe, make it valuable to a team. Make you some moolay." He releases me and steps away.

I stand up straight, try not to show how much pain I'm in. I'll live. I'll pass. I'll be the best. If I survive.

"So what else have we got here..." He shouts while rummaging through a pile of guns. I pry my hand under the armour, feeling my chest. Yep, definitely cracked at least one rib. "Oooh this'll be good. Hehehe... Alright, what did we learn?"

"Uhh... listen?  Count the shots?" I venture, pulling my hand out to check for blood. Oh good, at least all of that's still inside me.

"That's right! Step one done already, you are a quick learner." He says as he levels some new gun at me. I step back in shock, and throw up my hands.

"Shouldn't I be wearing a new vest for this?"

"Probably. Hehehehe!" He cackles as he fires exactly thirteen rounds.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Vicar and the Corp

Can’t sleep.  Had too much coffee already.  So tired.  Gotta keep the eyes open.  Don’t these assholes ever go home?
Vicar yawned, and rubbed at his exhausted face.  He’d been crammed into a supply closet for the last twenty-three hours, staring at a set of augmented reality windows. They were patched into the security feed of the office he and his crew were waiting to raid.  His job, for the moment, was to keep an eye on the drones working away in the office, and tell his crew when the floor was empty so they could infiltrate.  He’d slipped in shortly before quitting time yesterday, expecting the place to clear out quickly.  Instead, he was stuck waiting while a bunch of corporate wage-slaves worked their assess off all night for a corp that would kick them to the curb the moment they stopped being useful.  Gross.
He yawned again, and slumped his face in his hand.  One eye he kept open, watching the screens.  The floor was starting to clear out again, people grabbing their coats and bags.  
After another hour, there were only a few stragglers remaining.  Two drones having a chat in a cubicle, and one asshat hunched over a terminal.  Don’t you have lives? Vicar stared out at these last peons, squeezing the sides of his head and trying desperately to kill them with his mind.  That wouldn’t help, they’re supposed to ghost this mission.  No witnesses, no bodies, or no pay.  
But damn, would it make him feel better.  
The Chatty Twins grab their coats and head towards the elevator.  Yes!  Go!  Get yourselves something to drink.  Get drunk!  Get alcohol poisoning and die, you corprate stooge bastards!  Don’t come back.  Vicar stretches his neck out and leans back, resting his head against the wall.  Maybe I’m being too harsh.  
He opens his left eye, and stares angrily at baldy.  Last one, asshole.  Go home.  Go hooooooome.  Gooooooooooo hooooooooome.  I’m sure you have a perfectly acceptable corp approved hovel, with some nice soycaf and ramen waiting for you. Go, go you glorious bastard, go home and eat.  
Sigh.
Vicar waits.
He pulls a pair of energy bars from his vest, and for the hundredth time this day debates the qualities of vanilla versus those of peanut butter.  Sigh.  Fuck it.  Peanut butter. He puts the vanilla back, and tears into the peanut butter bar.  Damn that’s tasty.
Shit!  Baldie got up!  Vicar lurched forward, putting his face almost against the intangible AR screen.  Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeave.  Leaveleaveleaveleave.  
Baldie shuffled some papers, and grabbed his coat.  Yes!  Finally!  Aaaaahahahahahaha! Baldie starts shuffling towards the elevators, and Vicar gleefully starts punching up his crew’s contact in the matrix.  Almost go time.  Vicar watches as the wageslave slides his coat on, and shuffles his pages into what he can only hope is the right order.  The guy’s so intent on whatever he’s got on there.  Reading paper like a chump.  Who uses paper?  Corps that have the nuyen to spare, I guess.  Oh, hell no…
Baldie stops in his tracks.  He shuffles a page into a different order, and then turns to the supply closet.  No no no no nonononono.  Go home.  Do it at home.  You don’t need supplies.  You need to sleep.  We both need to sleep.  Damnit you stupid…
Vicar slips the strap off his Ares Predator, and thumbs the safety off.  Damnit, a whole day wasted.  Not even getting paid.  Stupid rules.  Stupid Mr. Johnson.  Stupid bald corp drone.  He levels the pistol at the door, and shuts off his AR windows.  
Baldie opens the door to the closet and flicks on the light without looking.  He’s got his face buried in his papers.  A tortured, confused look on his face.  Vicar’s pistol tracks the guy’s face unerringly.  Baldie’s free hand reaches up, and starts flopping around on the shelf, searching while he reads.  Jesus, what’s this guy’s problem?  His hand passes back and forth over pens, reams of paper, datajacks, you name it.  What does he want?  
Vicar’s face twists with incredulity.  Does this guy seriously not see me?  What the hell?
The drone keeps reading, nodding his head while he scowls.  He re-straightens the sheets of paper, and continues to read.  It dawns on Vicar.
“Stapler?” He asks, grabbing the red swingline stapler on the bottom shelf and handing it to Baldie, his Predator never twitching away from the guy’s head.
“Mmm.” the drone grunts in reply, taking the stapler without looking up.  He staples his papers, places the stapler on the shelf, and shuts off the light as he leaves the closet.
Vicar, alone in the darkness, stares with disbelief at the shut door.  The elevator dings, and he hears Baldie get on and disappear into the night.  
Un-fuckin’-real.
Vicar’s comlink chirps.  It’s Behir.  

“Hey Bee… place is finally empty.  Let’s do this, I want to get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.”

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Old Habits

Knuckles on the left hand crack and pop, flooding his hand with that wonderful stress relief.  Right hand still won’t crack.  Hasn’t since the incident.  Black Flag grumbles, and scowls at his inconvenient fingers.  
He chose this bar booth because it’s bright enough that people can see it bears a truculent occupant, but dark enough that he maintains his anonymity.  He scans the dive, to ensure his choice of locale is having the desired effect.  The berth of empty tables in his vicinity indicates that it is, in fact.  He absently tries to crack his right knuckles again.  
Minutes pass.  He pulls up an augmented reality overlay to check the time.  Toof is late.  Black Flag rolls his eyes, and closes the window.  Typical.  He takes a deep breath, and closes his eyes.  
When he opens them again, the world has become a psychedelic photo negative mockery of itself, the table a hazy blur and the patrons beacons of aura light all mingling and mixing with each other.  The astral plane used to really trip him out, he remembers.  Now it’s just another place among many.  Getting old sucks.  
Black Flag lets his perception pass outside of the dim bar, shimmering with young idiots blending souls and getting hammered.  He looks for that one signature he knows.  His sight phases right through the wall, seeing only the living as an impediment to his quest.  You know, as usual.  People, am I right?  There he is.  Down the street, casually strolling towards the meet.  Twenty minutes late, doesn’t even have the decency to hustle.  Jackass.  Black Flag sighs, and inhales his consciousness back into the physical world.  
A quick scan of the bar reassures him no one was watching his little astral foray.  Not that anyone here would care, but it’s always good to be careful.  An idea pops into his head, and he repositions to a different spot in his corner booth, directly across from the one chair still assigned to his table.  A smile plays across his mind, but doesn’t make it to his lips.  
Toof runs past the plate window outside, skids to a stop behind the door, and bursts through.  Black Flag’s face does all the talking for him.  ‘Really?’ it says, ‘Really?  You think I’m gonna believe that?’.  Toof spots him in the back of the bar, and heads over.
“Sorry I’m late, Beef.” He starts when he’s halfway there.  Black Flag sees the orc’s eyes quickly scan and dismiss each member of the crowd as a threat.  In the shadows, either old habits die hard or you do. “I came as fast as I could when I realized.”
Black Flag stretches his leg and kicks the solitary chair out for Toof in one smooth motion.  “No you didn’t.  You walked your lazy ass from the train stop and didn’t give a shit how long I’ve been here.”
Toof looks at the chair, raises an eyebrow and looks at Black flag.  “How long have you been waiting to pull the chair stunt?”
“Just thought of it while you were sauntering over.”
“I’m sure.” The orc sits, and smiles.  “So, how’ve you been?”
“Oh, you know.  Still hurts when it rains.” Black Flag wiggles his fingers.
“If that was true you’d have moved out of Seattle.  When are you going to let that one go?”
“I dunno.  When’s the rapture scheduled?”
The orc sighs heavily, and pushes his greying hair out of his face.  He leans forward, resting his heavy arms on the table.  The bulky muscles are cleverly hidden by the lines of his jacket.  Must have been expensive, you can barely see the armor plates sewn in.  Black Flag realizes he’s almost jealous.  Almost.  “Still paying off that condo?”
“Only until I die.”
“Well, I have a job that might be able to help with that.  One way or the other.” The orc grins, his one chipped tusk making for an incredibly lopsided smile.  
“Better not be the other…” Black flag smiled.  “It’s not wetwork, is it?”
“Mr Johnson says no, but his checkbook’s generous nature says probably.” Toof leans back in his chair, and waves the bar for a beverage.  “All I know so far is that one of the double A’s, Deccarde I think, found something artifact-ey in Old Canada. Mr. Johnson would prefer it if his company was the current owner of that particular artifact.”
“So major break in, theft of a possibly powerful artifact, heavy opposition, and probably more than a couple wage mages? At the very least?” Black Flag inquired.  
“Well yeah, but only if we’re very lucky.”
A pause hangs in the air.  The two men look at each other, faces betraying nothing.  The two runners have known each other for a decade.  Long enough to know not to play poker with each other.  Long enough to know this job will go sideways literally as soon as they agree to it.  Long enough to know that the only way they’ll survive is if they watch each other’s back.  Christ, Toof… what have you gotten me into?
“You know, I’d own the condo already if I hadn’t had to pay for this?” Black Flag raises his right arm again, smirking.  
Toof leans back and smiles, relieved to know he won’t be on his own.  “Yeah, well… I’ll get the next one.  Buy one get one free.”  The waiter finally made it over with the drinks.  Toof pulled them off the tray, not willing to wait.  He slid one across the table to his friend.  It clanked noticeably against the chrome replacement aug Black Flag had in place of his right arm.  The two of them paused, looking at their drinks.  
“To Cork.” They both said at once, lifting their drinks.  Black Flag absentmindedly tried to crack his right knuckles again.  Toof kept drinking.  Chugging, really.  When he finally came up for air, the drink was gone.  Black Flag squinted, turned his head.  Any second…
Toof let out a thundering belch.  
“You are disgusting.”
“You, are boring.” Toof wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve, and suddenly remembered he was wearing his nice jacket.  He cursed and pulled out a napkin.  
Black Flag cracked his left knuckles loudly again, a rush of relief.  His right hand still vexed him.  Toof eyeballed him across the table.
“What?”
“You know they updated the firmware right?”
“So?  They’re always doing that. I only bother to upgrade before a run.  Keep the deckers out.” Black Flag shrugged.  “Too much trouble to keep on top of all the updates.”
“Yeah… but they patched in knuckle cracking.”


Flag’s glass hit the floor and shattered, spraying his expensive (better than real leather!) shoes with glass shards and shitty beer.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Obsolete

"I want to get better." I deliver the words with a stoney air of fact to them.

"People in hell want ice water kid.  You 'aint got the talent."

"I don't need talent."  Again, trying to maintain that cold expressionless factual timbre.  I hope he's buying it, because I'm starting to lose faith in myself. "I need a teacher."

"Do I look like a goddamn professor?"

Okay, he's got me there.  Welland is pretty far from your Oxford type.  Scraggly beard, stick thin, and rocking a Grateful Dead T-shirt and a 9mm on his hip he barely even looks like your average runner. To be honest, he doesn't really look like he belongs anywhere.

"You look like a loser with no family, and nothing to pass on in this life." The words slip out before I can stop them, still holding that stoney tone.

He stares at me.  Anger flows into his face.  I fucked up.  My legs tense, ready to move if he goes for the nine.  Eternity plays out while I wait for him to decide to shoot me.

"You're an asshole, kid." He spins in his chair, putting his back to me.  Shit.

He spins back, holding what I think is a floppy disk.  He chucks it at my head.

"Scram.  If... and I don't mean when, I mean IF... you crack that, you get another one.  Now get out of my face." And he turns back around.  The door closes automatically between us.  What just happened?

Did... he just give me a gig?  Shit, where's the thing!?

I grab the, yeah, it's a floppy disk... who even has these?  Off the floor and dust it off.

Son of a bitch.... Where am I going to find a floppy drive?


Sunday, September 13, 2015

Ruby's Diner

It's the smell.  I've been in a hundred different greasy spoons across the Complex, and not one of them feels right.  Not like Ruby's.  Ruby's always smells like... I don't know.  It smells right.

I know it's not good for my cholesterol, but I always like to pop in to the nearest diner after a job.  Piece of pie, some bacon... a beer if they serve it.  Synthehol if I have to.  It's a ritual.  Had a Shaman I ran with once or twice, taught me the importance of rituals.  His usually involved a bear.  I prefer the bacon.

Tonight's job is a traditional gig.  Package delivery, from Chicago to the District of Manhattan, no more than a few hours ride.  Big money, for such a small gig.  Maybe that's why I'm at Ruby's now, instead of waiting until it's all done for.  Maybe I'm worried. Maybe I'm getting to old for this kind of gig.  Maybe I just wanted some pie.

The pie at Ruby's is terrible.  I guess that might be what it is, after all.  Ruby's has awful pie, and worse coffee.  And... it smells like home.